ANNOUNCING CFUD'S FIRST OFFICIAL-ISHY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SEX OFF!!!
because IRC enabled me
First thing is first:
Who May Enter?
The user info states that this comm is NC-17, but neither myself nor the mod are the age police. Which is to say, if you pretend you're seventeen and enter? I don't care =D Just understand that if there are for some reason any consequences, you brought them on yourself, yadda yadda standard disclaimer etc.
What Characters May Enter?
Any, if you're up to it. Now, I'm not reading any smut with Ash in it, but it's not my place to say that the idea of your character having sex ever makes my brain shatter into a thousand pieces, each screaming in absolute horror and thereby you cannot enter. HOWEVER ALL CHARACTERS MUST BE AGE SIXTEEN OR OLDER. If your character is just a few months away from this goal, feel free to assume a few months have passed. But if they are any younger note in your setting post that 'X' amount of years have passed and character is now of 'X' age. OR ELSE.
What Couples May Enter?
Any. I don't care if you've even met in CFUD, though that certainly makes things easier on you. Only couples though. No more than that. Het/Yuri/Yaoi all equally welcome.
How Many Times May I Enter?
As many as you want, as long as it's a different couple each time. Doesn't have to be your other character, just different combinations.
Can I Enter After The Contest Has Started?
Yes, you can enter late if you want, but your deadline is the same as everyone else.
I don't want to be a writing nazi, but this is porn meant to be read, so please write in that manner. By this I mean write it as if you're writing a story. Paragraphs, dialog in quotes, something that might at least pass for english grammar and punctuation. No *actions* or emoticons. If you are RPing your characters talking to each other on their laptops, then still make it in story format.
Whether you want to use first person or third, present or past tense is up to you, but please try to be consistant.
Each couple will randomly get told a location and object when the contest begins. You must be at this location and use this object at some point of the RP. You do not necessarily have to have sex at said location, the characters can meet there, or go there afterward. Be as creative as you need.
Same with the object: it does not need to be used for sex. You can trip over it for all I care, just have it make an appearance somewhere. They're very small requirements meant to give inspiration for couples to do something different than others, not meant to make things more difficult, so if you can't work with them find a way to just throw them in and out in a couple of posts with no real hassle.
Have Sex. Seriously. IT'S A PORN AU. I don't care if it's just mutual masturbation to sixty-nine to a drawn out BDSM torture session. JUST GET OFF.
Times and Locations:
Signups start now and continue until the contest ends. The contest begins November 28th. It's a Monday and as soon as it's that date and twelve AM wherever the hell you are, feel free to go.
Contest will run until the end of the year. On New Years Day I will post the polls for the respective categories. That's a little over a month to do this. I give a lot of time because I would like to get a lot of finished AUs, but as a girl that's been RPing porning...long enough... I know it's easy to fall out of the 'mood' necessary to exchange paragraphs of sex, no matter how hot it is. I would also like people who want to enter multiple times to find it viable to do so. Basically, enough time that this doesn't go from fun to a pain in the ass.
Your will place your AU in the journals of one of the characters. Whether or not you lock the AU is up to you, just don't put them within this comm (so people who do want to lock can). Whenever you want to start sharing your AU with everyone else, whether it's from the first post or not until you've finished, you can make a post in this community linking to your AU. People may then PRAISE AND LOVE ON YOU WITHIN THAT POST ONLY. HERE ME? THIS MEANS NO AUDIENCE COMMENTS WITHIN THE AU ITSELF.
AUs are not required to be finished to enter the contest. But please submit it at your own disgression. Fifteen posts? Probably not worth entering. Seventy? Maybe is. The last AU I did was 312 comments and unfinished, sometimes the night keeps going on and you lose your will to write it out anymore and that's no surprise to anyone.
Categories and Scoring:
On New Years Day I will post the polls for voting on each fic in each category. Everyone, contestants, players and audience alike gets one vote in each category. This will likely be an honor system.
Categories are: Sexiest, Sappiest/Squishiest, Funniest, Most Creative, Best Written and Overall Favorite.
May or may not add/remove/change that list.
This contest is meant to be doofy fun between a group of people with the common interest of roleplaying the sex lives of fictional characters with other fictional characters who probably aren't even from the same canon. IN A WORD, IT'S REALLY PRETTY STUPID. Also, the grand prize is bragging rights only. And if you abuse the bragging rights other players are allowed to throw oranges at you.
What this means is that if anyone takes offense, gets worked up, pissed off or in any way takes our doofy little contest seriously and as a result creates any kind of wank or angst? I WILL POINT AT YOU AND LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
I hate it when people can't have friendly contests because some get too competative. SO PRIOR WARNING: DON'T.
Sign ups are here. Mention yourself and whoever you are going to be steaming things up with. Multiple couples warrent multiple comments just to make sure I notice. Later I'll make a post with a list of all the couples joining to make sure I got you down.
Suggestions for objects and places within camp grounds to use would be appreciated. You will probably not get whatever items or place you suggest, as I'll be pulling these out of a hat. But I'd love to not have to sit around and think of them for myself.